I got an interesting phone call.
“Hey, where are you guys?” Mamaw politely asks.
“We are driving into town to pick something up.”
“Are you going to be back this way soon?” she inquires. “The store closes at 4:00 and we need some rabbit food.”
“Maybe. I will let you know when we are leaving.” I did the calculations of travel distance and time of day. It would be around 3:45 before we could make it to the store and that was cutting it close. Maybe was the best I could do.
“Okay.” She answered.
“Okay.” And I hung up the phone.
Then I realized the true problem. My mother doesn’t own a rabbit. Why would they need rabbit food? Has she forgotten the trauma that rabbit ownership can cause? I quickly sent a follow-up text message.
I couldn’t wait for a reply and so Facebook came to the rescue.
Sure enough, good old Grandpa caved-in, like a cheap shed in a snowstorm. In fact, he was so completely soft that he imagined the temporary distress that merely asking for a rabbit might cause and that was too much for him to bear. He made a preemptive strike and told Prima to decide if she wanted a rabbit and pick one out. She selected a red eyed albino.
I introduce you to Bun-Bun.
You might notice a white animal on the couch that I haven’t mentioned before, that is a lamb. Jane accompanied Grandpa to the goat sale about a week ago and I got a similar Facebook notification that a purchase of a baby sheep had been made. This was a pity purchase as well because one of the pet goats died the week before.
Buddy was a good goat. Lets take a moment of silence to remember our fallen four legged brothers. At least boobfreckles is still alive. And Toby. He is doing good too.
Although, once he gains another half pound or so, he will be losing his manhood. I caught him humping a stuffed yellow dog but I didn’t intervene. Enjoy it while you can little buddy. No judging.
If you have a life that always has room for one more kid, or animal, or whatever, this post is for you. You’re welcome. We should probably be doing something more productive with our time and resources but really I can’t imagine what that might be. Because if you can watch people open mystery packs of My Little Pony on YouTube without a lamb to share it with, is life worth living?
Kids get more life lessons out of social interactions and baby farm animals are a good analog for some of the bright minds they will come across in society. I’ve met a few sheep and goats along the way.
-Underdaddy to the rescue.
Omg! I’m jealous of your little mini zoo! And I thought I had a bunch with my 3 rescue cats, 2 pups and 1 ball python…
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Don’t be jealous! Python sounds cool!
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Oh he’s very cool! His name is Curly 🐍
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How big is he?
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He’s closing in on 4 ft and about a good 4″ diameter or so. He’s still young and growing!
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I’ll mail you some rabbits….
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Hahaha! Somehow I doubt the post office would approve.
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Every kid needs a pet. No one ever specified how many or what kind. Don’t be surprised if one of your girls becomes a vet, and, quite frankly, she’d probably be a terrific vet.
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Jane reads a vet manual nightly. She is on her way!
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Atta girl!
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Awesome! Maybe you could start a petting zoo side business.
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Oh god no. Don’t mention that to any of my family.
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I am laughing so hard at this post. I love everything about it. I really like the line about grandpa caving in like a shed in a snowstorm.
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At me not with me I promise
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So do the rabbit and lamb live at your house or at Mamaw’s and Grandpa’s?
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Mamaws for sure, we are full here
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Good planning.
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Now just hush and get those girls whatever they want!
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Next will be an alpaca probably
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When is the Underdaddy petting zoo opening up for business?
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Not happening. Just nope.
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Dang it!
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Wow, I’m speechless! 🙂
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