So in the world of good intentions and parental backfires I think I have a new one.
Trying to sway popular opinion requires social cooperation. The parental magic of reverse psychology and using siblings to apply peer pressure is well known. Tell a toddler that you are going to eat their food and they might start eating eat. Tell them that you will give it to another sibling and they will eat the gravel in the driveway just to keep it away from the others. Sometimes the younger ones look up to the older ones and you can use the trick of getting the older one to tell the younger ones how awesome a new food tastes. Sometimes peer pressure is effective.
Every now and then the kids learn a trick and attempt to use it against you.
We were all gathered around a storybook and as I was finishing I realized that Lady Bug had a booger that needed extraction. One of her sisters handed me a wipe from nearby and Lady Bug put two and two together. She reached a nubby index finger up and snagged the booger instantly out of her nose. It was impressive because when I try to wipe her nose she sucks it up just far enough that I can’t quite get it out. Now I know why. She starts towards her mouth with the freshly picked treat and I chase her hand with the wipe saying, “No! We don’t eat boogers. They are gross.” Lady Bug giggles and Don Threeto chimes in, “They aren’t gross. They taste good!”
Underdaddy: They do not taste good.
Prima: Actually they do dad.
Underdaddy: Not you too? Jane tell them that it is gross.
Jane: *shrugs shoulders*
Underdaddy: Oh My God. Am I surrounded by booger eaters?
Jane: Have you ever tasted them?
Underdaddy: Yes, No, I don’t know…. I … hmmm. Well played.
Smart little bastards. They talked me into a no-win answer about eating boogers. I questioned my own reality. Do I remember boogers? Are they terrible? Should I eat them? They are made of glucose I think. No. No. What is wrong with me? Blah.
I just got peer pressured and out-thought by a gang of booger eating bullies.
We clarified that boogers are not a tasty treat and are about the worst thing you can eat. I don’t know that they will believe me because I didn’t have anyone nearby to back me up. The dog was there but she licks her butt so that isn’t helpful.
So if you have given you children social weapons by accident, this post is for you. You’re welcome.
-Underdaddy to the rescue.