I have been really terrible about documenting life lately. It has been swirling and confusing and moving very quickly. And slowly somehow. It feels like I am swimming with the current and I can’t differentiate between the times when I am going downstream because I want to go or being swept along. Ultimately it doesn’t matter. Both options are going the same way.
Things have been good. Just busy.
We have been crafty. I built a table for our dining room.
I made it in our sunroom and used it as an excuse to buy several clamps and tools that I felt I needed.
The polyurethane says to use in a vented area and that is legitimate advice. I think Supermom and I were both high by the time we finished each coat. We had the windows open and fans on but it is some strong stuff. At least it looks nice.
I expect it to collapse like a country porch and probably kill our dog(s). But until it does… we will enjoy our new table.
Our search for an old barn-wood table took us to a giant antique mall. The lack of an old barn-wood table at the antique mall led to me building my own which means this part of the story is out of chronological order. We got other things from the antique mall. We bought a couple of fancy old lamps with questionable wiring. We got some Keebler Elf sized rocking chairs to refinish. I also got lots of pictures of strange and terrible and just plain weird things that people had for sale. I will share a few of these photos below…
The next item looked to be some sort of traditional folk-art sculpture but I feel like the person has to pee.
The next one was peeing.
I have questions. A) Where was this made and sold? B) Is this a child or a cherub and is there a difference to the end-user? C) The “spout” is broken. What was the original piece? D) Who approved this at the whiskey novelty topper company?
At least the next one didn’t leave any questions. Well maybe one; Is this a slam or brag for people from Oklahoma?
And for the last one…
It looks like something from a B-rated horror movie. A four point deer with cataracts.
In all of our nostalgia and looking through antiques Supermom started thinking about old pictures. She couldn’t find a specific box of photos from her childhood so we went searching in our storage shed. Turns out that a super colony of ants made a home out of the pictures box. We had to dump out millions of ants and sort through a pile of pictures one by one to clean off damaged inks and calcified ant urine. Many of the photos were a complete loss but we salvaged one that has become my new favorite.
We discovered that we have matching photos from the mid-eighties. Apparently baby pictures at Olan Mills required a large rock and a timber bridge in the background. The hallway art project is another product of our recent crafty-ness.
What makes these more impressive is the fact that we were born 3 years and 300 miles apart. The power of consumerism.
The photo wall is really cool. I’ll have to share that with everyone next time. And the refinished desk.
If you have been treading water already in 2019, this post is for you. You’re welcome.
-Underdaddy to the rescue.