Part of the excitement of being married to a stay-at-home-mom is the daily randomness that I get to experience. It follows a semi-predictable pattern; everything is good until the older two come home from school then all bets are off. Actually, all bets are on and my money is on the shit hitting the fan. However, nothing is written in stone and no one can predict exactly where a day will get strange.
Here are some fun texts I have gotten.
Animals kick it up a notch. We remember Toby fondly but he had some difficult moments.
Other animal moments involving the incontinent dog are fun. In the picture below there is a typo, the “bug” man not the big man. She is not biased against fat people, just unnerved by the exterminator.
Some texts are out of left field and prove I married the right woman because of her sense of humor. Maybe Ramona will be just as accepting…
The next one I have to put a disclaimer because she reads all these. It is an exaggeration and I have never noticed any maintenance issues.
And for the final reason that I love the texts from home. I know that she is using her time at home to develop important life skills.
So if you get awesome and random correspondence from the home front, this post is for you. You’re welcome.
-Underdaddy to the rescue.