Jane diagrammed a rabbit. I told a group of writers about it over at Conceited Crusade. Humanity needs to know about this.
- There is a rabbit in the United States named BB Buttons. Her name is a product of arguments based on the fact that a) the mother is named Bun-Bun hence the name is sort of taken and b) Buttons is a decent name.
- There is a spot on this rabbit. Do not confuse it with a slot. I know at first glance you might think a slot is reasonable for a rabbit named Buttons but I assure you, this is a spot.
- Yet another spot. These fuckers are everywhere. Like blood on a white wall in a murder scene. Again, you might be inclined to confuse this spot with a previous spot but that would be erroneous. This spot is its own and refuses to be defined by your preconceived notions of spots.
- Claw’s. Singular possessive. These feet are owned by a singular claw. I suspect the villain from Inspector…
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