Six Things You Should Know About This Rabbit

Jane diagrammed a rabbit. I told a group of writers about it over at Conceited Crusade. Humanity needs to know about this.

There is a rabbit in the United States named BB Buttons. Her name is a product of arguments based on the fact that a) the mother is named Bun-Bun hence the name is sort of taken and b) Buttons is a decent name.
There is a spot on this rabbit. Do not confuse it with a slot. I know at first glance you might think a slot is reasonable for a rabbit named Buttons but I assure you, this is a spot.
Yet another spot. These fuckers are everywhere. Like blood on a white wall in a murder scene. Again, you might be inclined to confuse this spot with a previous spot but that would be erroneous. This spot is its own and refuses to be defined by your preconceived notions of spots.
Claw’s. Singular possessive. These feet are owned by a singular claw. I suspect the villain from Inspector…

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