My psyche has been cracked. I may be rolling down a hill towards clinical insanity.
Why?
Because today I went into a bathroom and ending up laughing like a madman while staring into the toilet.
This toilet.
Our brains recognize images and patterns. We spend most of our brain power filtering out things that aren’t important. Something about the toilet shape caught my eye and gave me a funny thought.
I am trying to take up space so you can’t see the picture below.
It is what I saw in the toilet.
Is this working?
So yeah. I saw Santa Claus singing in the toilet. I may be broken. The most screwed up part is that I almost couldn’t bring myself to pee in Santa’s Face and then I was laughing the whole time. Then I realized that people could probably hear me outside and I laughed harder.
Once I composed myself I snapped a picture of the toilet and walked out as if nothing had happened. “Nope, no one peeing in Santa’s mouth over here… Just normal compulsive laughter when I am alone in a bathroom.”
I want to know I am not the only broken person out there. Do me a favor; Right click on the top photo and “Save As” then draw (in MS Paint or whatever) a face. Email me at Underdaddy@charter.net or post to the Facebook page www.facebook.com/underdaddy
If you have been mentally twisted by sleep deprivation this post is for you. You’re Welcome!
-Underdaddy to the rescue.
It’s okay, having a psyche is highly over rated anyway. 😉
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It’s okay, having a pysche is highly over rated anyway. 😉
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True
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True. Kids can make you lose it, for sure.
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Did you see the santa? I am way too excited about toilet Santa aren’t I?
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It certainly seems like it. But getting to pee in Santa’s mouth…now that’s kinda cool.
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Hahaha some years that feels like revenge!
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I saw the face of a fat man also!
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Ah Ha! I’m not crazy!
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I think sleep deprivation and spending too much time at Walmart is catching up with you lol
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They must already be putting out 2015 Christmas stuff
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Oooh, a challenge! :->
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Stretch my mind, it is stuck
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I’m not starting another crazy thing. Did my husband hire you? This looks like a set-up?
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Starting to feel crazy too? I need him to hire me for something, I’m broke
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Stinkin’ Hilarious…
I hope that your camera makes a loud snapping sound when you captured the picture.
If there’s anything that would make them question the laughter more… that’d be it.
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Yeah it was good stuff and fortunately no camera sounds. That is so I can take covert pictures of awful people in Walmart.
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I beat up Santa Claus so I guess urinating in his mouth would make sense to me.
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I need a link on that one too.
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